What do you want, <race>? Can't you see there is a war to be won?
My master has already charged into the fray and has ordered me to maintain my post. It has been quite some time, however.
I doubt you'll survive ten minutes in combat, but if it keeps your simple mind busy, why don't you seek out the Grand Marshal. He is the tallest, most statuesque hero you've ever laid eyes on. You'll know him when you see him.
